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Hi I'm clarissa and I'm addicted to card games.

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I eat ass but won’t drink tap water

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i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing it’s fins

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there are too many vines of cishet boys in wigs making fun of girls. we need more vines making fun of cishet boys. girls wearing snapbacks and basketball shorts like ”bro hold my AXE i’m gonna draw a penis on this board” ”yeah draw a penis haha *frightened look at camera* i’m not gay tho”

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anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”

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why are high school students in movies always 30 years old

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maybe ur dick is so small because you shoved 2/3 of it into your personality

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