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How sexy is your name?

zodiaccity:

Add the letters in your first name using the numbers below =) 

- Under 60 points= NOT TOO SEXY
- Between 61-300 points= PRETTY SEXY
- Between 301-599 points= VERY SEXY
- Over 600= THE ULTIMATE SEXIEST

  • A=100 B=14 C=9 D=28 E=145 F=12
  • G=3 H=10 I=200 J=100 K=114 L=100 M=25
  • N=450 O=80 P=2 Q=12 R=400 S=113 T=405
  • U=11 V=10 W=10 X=3 Y=210 Z=23

Don’t forget to add your name and your total!!!

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whoredinarygirl:

yet another unrealistic standard

whoredinarygirl:

yet another unrealistic standard

(Source: v-i-q-q-e-n, via asluttycurtain)

— 1 day ago with 70129 notes

africanaquarian:

Me: *laying comfortably in my bed*

Mom: *calls my name*

Me:

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kmbrlyhlswrth:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

when you make a joke and someone tells you “that’s not very nice”

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asmilinggoddess:

asmilinggoddess:

"failed" panoramas will forever be amusing to me

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interviewer:where did the name come from?
Diarrhea Planet:We had a ouija board. it spelled diarrhea planet.
— 1 week ago with 12 notes

pink-talisman:

getting that thing in the mail likeimage

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— 1 week ago with 38302 notes

literallysame:

tallbread:

"suck my dick" 

"nah sorry i have a shrimp allergy"

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— 1 week ago with 112747 notes

evilhag:

not a drama queen, a drama khaleesi

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— 1 week ago with 77984 notes